The Ultimate Relatability
“Walking into a room and forgetting why you went there is just your brain hitting ‘Refresh’ because it ran out of RAM trying to remember if you actually locked the front door.”

Dishwashers: Loading the dishwasher is the ultimate test of a relationship. It’s basically a game of “Tetris,” but if you lose, you have to have a 20-minute discussion about “spatial awareness.”

Checking the Fridge: I have a habit of opening the fridge, seeing nothing I want, closing it, and then coming back five minutes later with lower standards.

The “Junk Drawer”: Every home has a drawer that contains three dead batteries, a manual for a blender you no longer own, six mystery keys, and a single soy sauce packet from 2019. This is the heart of the home.

Skincare: My skincare routine is mostly just splashing water on my face and hoping my genes don’t give up on me before I finish the bottle of moisturizer I bought in 2022.