The Side-Splitting Saga of the Missing Sandwich
Once Upon a Lunchtime
ZoomEvery office has *that* person—the one who steals lunch like they’re in a heist movie. Meet Greg, the not-so-innocent sandwich thief. When he popped into the break room, it was all smiles until he spotted Tanya’s majestic turkey sandwich—a culinary masterpiece she had crafted with love and a suspicious amount of mustard.
The Great Sandwich Heist
Greg, driven by the most primal of desires (and perhaps two days of strictly kale), made his move. With deft stealth that would make a ninja jealous, he swiped the sandwich and absconded with it to his cubicle. Little did he know, Tanya had a plan. What follows is a tale of wit, betrayal, and unbridled revenge.
The Unexpected Twist
As Tanya returned to the break room for her lunchtime ritual, she noticed something strange. The fridge buzzed ominously like it was guarding a sacred treasure. She approached cautiously, opened the door, and… SURPRISE! Greg had left behind a note: “Thanks for the delicious sandwich! Your *gift* has been duly noted. Expect a surprise next week!”
Then came the twist: next week, Greg arrived to find an exact replica of *his* last sandwich, but instead of turkey, it was filled to the brim with elements of surprise—pickles, jelly, and a rogue piece of broccoli. The beauty of it? Greg had a sandwich allergy—a twist both unexpected and downright hilarious!
Tanya just shrugged, savoring her victory. Who knew revenge could taste so sweet? So next time you think about stealing someone’s lunch, remember Greg’s fate. The criminal usually ends up as the punchline!